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Btw I have no idea what to write today! So I will just say that Obsy was horrible to me today.

Just remember I do have new nicknames, I just haven't used them yet.

BABY TEETH AT 15.

Everyone is yelling, fighting, running about whereas I just wanna sit and watch the world go by. I feel like going to sleep in the sun and relaxing.
Instead I have to be cooped up in a stuffy school with sweaty people I don't really like. Well of course I like some of them, but that's not the point I was trying to get accross.
I got out of that sweaty humid place for one hour today. Bliss. No, not really! I had to go the place where people dread going most. Well maybe apart from the doctors if you have to have a massive injection in your butt. Yeah, getting side-tracked here. I went to the dentist. They told me I had to have a brace, which is not something you really wanna hear when you're me. Does anyone wanna hear it? My teeth are straight. But I'm kinda deformed and have loads of baby teeth. So they have to straighten the adult teeth that don't exist yet. Exciting stuff people. Thanks for tuning in to the dental show.
Off out tonight with the smelly people I like to call my friends. Should be a laugh, oh that's if I can be bothered to open my mouth, I'm getting lazy. Even lazier than before. All I need to say is, stop stressing and peace out people.





Some peacy signs, y'know just to fit with the theme?

I EAT LIKE A HORSE.

I like the way the font looks on my blog, but I hate the way the title looks. Please blogspot, make it so they can be different fonts.
Wednesday is the 1st of July. One month til I venture off to the land of Mexicans. And of course the land of dirty swine flu. I will not be conquered. So on Tuesday I am starting my exercise regime. It's intense, it's hard. And I will most probably give up after one day, but it takes a month. And I will go to hell if I don't do it. I need a nice body for sunbathing. No, I'm not obese, but yeah, exercise makes me feel better about myself. So shut it the lecturers of the west. I don't need people calling me anorexic because I EAT LIKE A HORSE. A horse with worms!
Gawdddd, I feel like changing myself completely, but I don't know what to do. Maybe I should dye my hair bright green. No, I'd look like the bogey monster. Please believe me, it's not a good look. Any ideas? No. Thought not.. Useless pieces of poo.



I just think this picture is awesome, I love the idea. I want one. Draw me one now.

WHICH PERFUME PEOPLE?

Mhmmm, the smell of damp. Yeah I actually like it. Strange.
Builders made a massive hole in the roof, quite amusing really. Well not when the mahoosive swarm of wasps came in a big cloud flying towards them, getting ready to eat us all..
The pest man sorted that all out.
There's still a hole though!
I HAVE A DILEMMA. I can't choose between Britney Spears Fantasy or Harajuku Girls perfume. Hmmm. They're both like sweet and tropicalish, I really like them both. Though if I buy them I will spend all day sniffing my wrists and look like a total baboon.
Person in distance: "Omg, there's a mentally disturbed person on the loose! She's eating her wrists! Run it's a cannibal."
Yeah wasn't really funny, sometimes I attempt to be funny or interesting and totally fail. This is one of those moments.
Maybe I should buy both and put one on each wrist. Then I could end up smelling like The Body Shop. Is that good or bad?



If they are, then why don't I know what perfume to buy?

THE KING OF POP; DEAD

Micheal Jackson dead, I didn't even believe it when I heard. Anyway everyone is talking about it so I won't bore you any longer.
I was actually nice to every single person today, apart from Dan, but that's just unavoidable y'know? I was provoked.
I'm going to do photography at college and I'm so excited! It's something I've always wanted to do though I'm a little wary because it's not exactly academic..
Another thing I'm looking forward to is a little rebellion, yes I'm getting my belly button pierced after Mexico, I'm not allowed til I'm 16. (I am in January!) But that's too far away and I want to, so why not?!
I want my ear doing again, but mother dearest being mother dearest won't let me do that either.. But that is noticable so I will have to wait til Jaunary, but least I get my belly done!


I've been really happy today, aren't you proud?

I LIKE TO RAMBLE.

When I got home from school today I felt really good for some reason. I do not know why. Lately I feel like I've got something to look forward to, actually I have many many things to look forward to. I'm sure you know one of them, since I always ramble on. MEXICOOOOO. Sorry I shall contain myself.
The most embarrasing thing happened to me today, I GOT ON THE WRONG BUS. Yes, this posh kid came up to me and was like, "Hmm, old bean, I can deduce, that you may be on the wrong form of transport." Well maybe not quite like that..


Lately I feel so imaginative and creative, I'm making a photo album for MEXICOOO! It's all bright colours. I love, love, love it. Well I'm trying to.

WHY WASTE THE CHANCE?

Year 11's left today, I love shirt signing days. Next year it will be my turn and I can't wait, though then again, I can. Because I will miss the school cookies and basically just messing about with my best friends. I have so many memories at Brayton, that I will look back on in many years and think. I wish I was there again. We shouldn't rush life, no matter what happens. Think about it, you were the only sperm who could swim fast enough. It's a privilege even to have the chance to be alive. So why waste that chance away.

"I'd come for you, No one but you, I'd fight for you, I'd lie it's true"

Maybe it's time I grew up and realised what I'm doing to my life. And the people in it. Souless bitch.


Sorry already did.

NONE OF MY WORDS ARE TRUE.

Broken the pledge to be nice.
If any of you lot have read my blog before, you may have read the blog about AJB 'being a roll of fat.' Well yes I am ashamed of my careless, hurtful words. But what is done, is unfortunately done.
My haven of bitchiness was founded. By none other than AJB herself. And we had a fight. I told her what I thought of Mug. And yes some other things slipped out. So yes I'm resuming my pledge. From now on, and this time I promise to be good. I'm a new person, starting from tomorrow.
Though I will still bitch occasionally on here, because where is the humour if I don't? And also, if I can't bitch in real life, where would I let my feelings out?
I'm such a disgusting person, she accused me of thinking myself as perfect. WHAT THE FUCK?! Have any of you seen myself lately? I'm an emotional wreck. I think nothing good of myself what so ever. So yeah where did that one come from? A worthless insult just so it made it look like she wasn't over come by what I said? Well yeah, it didn't work. I'm no more perfect then the shit on your face love. Oh sorry it is your face. Shit, I broke the pledge again. Ok, starting. 1,2,3.



Oh yeah PS, I'm making new nicknames for everyone, since the last ones were so obvious. I'm not revealing to anyone who they are, because look what happened last time.

TIME FOR CHANGE.

All those science and maths lessons where I sat and did nothing and just frankly messed around. Well when I saw my C grade (predicted A) in dida (some form of IT) I decided, well maybe it's time to up my game.
Same goes to my attitude, I'm quite a nasty person, I don't bully people. I just have horrible thoughts and I'm really critical. I need to cleanse my mind. So when I saw this picture, it inspired me. In what way I don't know. What I'm going to do, I don't know. But it's time for change. And big change at that. Maybe you will too. Don't be afraid.

I've always deep down wanted to be a photographer, though never had the money to buy a really professional camera. No one seems to take it seriously. My sister thinks I'm crap, but she has no creative sense. I was once told when I had the professional photo shoot that I had a creative streak. I think professionals know better than L! This summer, I really am going to buy a decent camera. And boy won't it get worn out in Mexico.

There's a Mug in town.

Yesterday was fathers day. I got my dad some Mr. Men socks, because I am obsessed with Mr. Men. I have lots of t-shirts with them on. My favourite Mr. Men has to be Mr. Greedy.

My sister got him a dressing gown! Personally I believe she should have got him this one;

Latest update: AJB has started being friends with She Who Shall Not Be Named again. Oh what the hell from now on I'm calling her Mug.
So anyway Mug and AJB now bum off each other, whilst really annoying me, A and AT in the process. I want to smack a wall, but it could damage my hands, and I have a maths exam tomorrow which btw I am definately going to fail.