YESSSSSSSS I'M LUCKIER THAN YOU.

Not posted in a while, this is because I have been busy - WATCHING TV!
Again, I will not be posting in a while either because the time has finally come, to GO TO MEXICO! I have been waiting for this moment in centuries.. well maybe months, but hey ho. I cannot wait, a few hour sleep, an hour drive and a 10 flight away, then I will be in my beloved country of holidays.
I'M NOT SENDING YOU A POST CARD. Unless I like you, oh that's not many postcards then..

MATEEE.

I'm not the posh type, but my family went up to the golf club today, did some driving (not the car kind.) I was ok, not the best, like 100m was the most I could hit it, but then again I do have spindly arms!!
I'm into exclamation marks atm, I used to hate them, strange..
Ate millions of crisps, but then I did run down the village and spend ages on the trampoline, ran through a field, this was all in the terential rain, so my hair is a mess, but I've stopped caring, I'm no barbie. Wouldn't dare mateee.

TOOTLES.

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So what have I been doing? Well nothing really, only trying to get fit for Mexico. I've been on 4 bike rides in 3 days, not short ones either!
Hey, listen to this, THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I WILL BE IN MEXICO. I will be in ecstasy, which is what I think I'm experiencing now, no I haven't been taking disco biscuits or nicking my mum's vodka, (she doesn't have any, it's all bacardi.) Oh and cider. No I've been listening to THEFRAY, and I was sociable. Omg, people make me happy. ASHLEIGH if you read this, you won't be believing me, but hey, I'm a new person, until tomorrow when I wake up and I'm like, omfg what happened. Maybe I should go before I eat my blog. God I'm spurting out some rubbish. Tootles. (Us English don't actually say that btw.)

YEAH THANKS.

Usually when people go for eye tests, they go because they have a headache when they read or they have blurred eyesight. But not me, no. I'm going because I think it will be fun, I have no problem at all with my eyes. But watch it, I bet I'm tempting fate, and they make me get glasses. Well mine will be posh, expensive, fashionable and really COOL if that's the case. Lime green if poss. Yeah thanks.

LAZY TURD.

WRONG WRONG WRONG, that song is seriously like 20 years old, but it relates to my life. Apart from the RIGHT parts.
I feel like a honey bee, only I'm not hairy, I feel fat and like eating sweet stuff. Meh, so today is the day I finally get myself together only I can't be arsed to brush my hair. What is the point though? I'm not going out..

BY GOLLY.

My sister should seriously be a comedian.
OMG, I've laughed so much I need a voice transplant and a new gut, it split. Oh and all the sick poured everywhere.
I'M STILL LAUGHING NOW!!!!!!

I can't even remember what it's about, I'm typing this very slowly because of this OBSTRUCTION. Tears are streaming down my face..

OH HAPPY DAYS.

Super cool fashion for free. Well not really. 3D glasses aren't exactly the nerd glasses you see people wearing, also I had to pay £6.60 for the film. So I come to the conclusion that Ice Age 3 in 3D is brilliant.
My mum was annoyed with me last night, she picked Ashleigh and I up from Charlie's party. She wasn't annoyed because of that, just because I kept saying "It was immense."
It's the summer holidays, I've had a great start, a party, invited to another, slept at Ashleigh's, went to the cinema and shopping at Trafford Centre tomorrow! My grandma is in hospital, poor thing, but she's fine, grandad gave me and Lucy £50 each. My debt is finally being repaid. Well when I get round to going to the bank.

CRAP. is your middle name.

Your real name: Beth

Your gansta name: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Bethizzle, that's completely shit, my name IS four letters.

Your detective name: (fave colour and fave animal)
Lime orangutan. Also shit.

Your soap opera name: (your middle name and street you live on)
Kate Brown Cow. So flattering.

Your Star Wars name: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name.)
O'dobe. Yeah I sound foreign.

Your superhero name: (Your 2nd favourite colour, and favourite drink)
Blue fresh orange. S.H.I.T.

Your Arabic name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Eokeale And how do you pronounce that?

Your witness protection name: (Parents middle names)
Shaun Sue. (My mum doens't have a middle name so it's just Sue guys sozza.)

Your goth name: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black non-existant.

What is your Zodiac Sign?
Capricorn.

What makes you feel like a kid again?
The brilliant memories.

What is your weakness?
Coco pops.

What candle scent is your favourite?
The tropically fruity ones.

What is your nationality?
English - Irish, Scottish and anything else my family decided to breed with.

What kind of music do you dislike most?
Them stupid chav songs where they sing in those stupid high-pitched helium voices.

What sport do you dislike most?
HOCKEY!

What is your favourite drink?
Fresh orange.

Are you a good kisser?
Charlie: "I'd say yes" Beth "Meh"

Can you cook?
Does cake count?

Do you go out with your friends often?
Yes.

What was your favourite toy as a kid?
Barbies. My trains, my cars.

Whats your favourite movie?
All the Shreks, All the Lion Kings, Toy Story, Little Miss Sunshine, Dark Knight, Sex drive.

Last time you were in trouble?
Everyday nearly.

Whats your favourite sports team?
MAN U.

What kind of phone do you have?
Sony Ericsson W760i.

Have you ever been to a strip club?
Um no. Yeah, I work in one. (;

Whats in your CD player?
Um there like sooo nineties.

Are your toenails painted?
Yes, dark purple but they so badly need re-doing.

What was your 1st alcoholic beverage?
Bacardi Breezer. :P

Do you have a crush on anyone?
;)

Have you ever been on an airplane?
Of course.

Whats in your shower?
A plughole.

Do you have an Ipod?
UM OF COURSE :O It's called Aubergine.

Mac or PC?
Laptop.

Are you getting along with your parents?
Depends.

Do you wear jewelery?
Earrings, other stuff when I can be arsed. I never take off my bracelets cos they don't come off.

First thing you think when you wake up?
Fuck off.

Have you ever gone scuba diving?
Yes.

Whats on your feet right now?
Nothing. The floor?

Whats your dream car?
Murcielago. (Lambo.) Obvs in lime green.

When is the last time you kissed some one?
Kinda today.

Whats your favourite smell?
A highland cow's arsehole.

Are you modest?
I don't care.

What cell phone carrier do you use?
Wtf. and it's mobile you fekker. (02)

How do you take your coffee?
I FUCKING DON'T.

Do you care what others think about you?
Sometimes, others I just slap them all.

Whats the last thing you ate?
Apart from chewing gum, a bourbon.

Walmart or Target?
None, I wouldn't dare live where THEY are located.

What do you think of your last ex?
He had weird hair.

Do you kiss and tell?
No.

Are you a good speller?
Yes. At hard words.

Whats on your mousepad?
I don't have one, I'm not that sad.

What taste is in your mouth?
Mint.

What is your favorite snack?
Sugar.

Is your hair curly or straight?
A mess is the proper word. Me thinks.

NOW.

I thought about dying my hair, then thought no, it needs to mend. Then I thought maybe I should do something drastic, but the question is what, and no I will not cut my hair short because yes it would make me different, but I want to grow my hair, it just doesn't seem to be happening. Boo hoo.
I feel like going on a long bikeride, oh boyyyy I like to make my body work, does that sound wrong? Actually no it doesn't, so if you thought it did, then you have a sick perverted mind, get a therapist. Now.


I'm lazy and cba to do my emoticons or signatures atm. Shhhh, I will get round to it someday.

A LITTLE QUIZ;

-How did you get one of your scars? Fell off my scooter.

-How did you celebrate your last birthday? Meal @ Caeser's.

-How are you feeling at this moment? Excited, looking forward to things. Optimistic.

-How did your night go last night? I was babysitting, it went well!

-How did you do in high school? I'm still in it, unfortunately. Not doing too bad.

-How did you get the shirt you're wearing? God, I'm wearing my school shirt, my mum bought me it, I wish she didn't.

-How often do you see your best friend? Everyday nearly :D


-How much money did your spend last month? Over £100. God Almighty.

-How old do you want to be when you get married? In my mid-twenties.

-How old will you be at your next birthday? 16.


NINE WHAT'S:
-What's your father's name? Chris.

-What did you do last weekend? Spent it on a weekend break. It was wonderful.

-What is the most important part of your life? I don't know, I guess achieving my goals.

-What would you rather be doing? In Mexico.


-What did you last cry over? An insult.


-What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Laughing & it's gotta be proper funny like the GILES PICTURE!!!!!!! Oh and music. That's it, so don't try anything else.

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH.

Some days people compliment you, other days you get some god damn frikkin' insults. I don't know whether to be happy or sad. Obviously I want to be happy, but you can't just tell your head that.
At the moment I live with the thought of Australia, Dominican, India in my head, then I think of the pure bliss Mexico will bring me. Then I want to stay there forever. But I know I can't because it would become reality. And reality is not good.

I seriously need a break.

Want these tights, not like I'd have anything to wear them with.

I KNOW SOMEONE WITH SWINE FLU.

Sometimes you really don't know what to do.. I mean today I have been accused of being too loud, and too quiet! Woah, hold yer horses.
I feel like a failure, I am a failure. I'm predicted A's and I get fucking C- in coursework for english. Borrrrring. I cba doing it, but I will not turn into Obsy.
SOMEONE HAS SWINE FLU IN OUR VILLAGE.

RUNNN!


(oink)

MISH MOSH, GET A WASH.

FEST '09 was amazing, the man climbing into the gigantic balloon still makes me chuckle. The bands were really good, Leonard's Revenge were there! My friends and I got stuck at the front of the mosh pit, got a bit wet and squished. Still great fun though!

Questions:
Where have you been?- Yesterday, I went on a 12 mile bike ride, day before FEST '09 and today just boring school..
How is the boy?- He's fine, just fine.
How is school going for you? - It's ok I suppose, a little stress here and there. Nothing major.
Anything interesting happen?- Oh, I could go on and on! I have done so many interesting things, and there's so much more to come!
What are you doing this summer?- MEXICOO!! Did you need to ask

C R E A M.

All I have to say is that my new camera is here and it's fecking awesome.


10.1mpx it's sexyyy.

MAD FREAKIN' BEATS YO.

MY DAD IS ON THE ROOF. Random, I just looked out the window and saw him.
Anyway. That feeling, the one where you're let down and you really wanted to do something. Ashleigh and I got so excited about doing a photography course, but the only free one was 40 miles away. And of course we cannot drive. What. A. Fucking. Butt.
Anyway, life goes on. I think I know what I want to do in the future! This is a massive breakthrough since before this I thought I was going to end up washing the Queen's toenails. Am I even worthy of that? That is a rhetorical question by the way.
Media studies, Journalism, Photography and I will have to do english, but poo on that, no more Shakespeare pleassse, he makes me wanna sleep. That's not a good thing. Unless you're an insomniac, but I'm not.
If you are, try reading a few plays by Baldy man. Might cure you!



I play mad freakin' beats when I kick the wall!

ANTICIPATION.

Usually I feel great at school then absolutely terrible when I get home but it's been the opposite today. I felt as if everyone was out to get me apart from prima and jeun. Obsy thinks everyone loves her when they blatantly do not. She is meant to like me, but she bums off everyone when they're around and leaves me out. I refuse to be nice to her, was I ever nice to her? No. Probably not.
I get to go to Flamingo Land! I love the idea of being tipped upside down and round and round. I love theme parks altogether. My belly sinks at the thought of the cliffhanger though! Oh god. I adore the thought of the summer holidays, only 2 weeks to go.




ONE MONTH TIL MEXICO.