VAGUELY ME.

There was once a lonely friendless girl who absolutely hated herself, she had no life. Everyone despised her very being. So one day she decided to hit everyone who she hated. The very last person she hit was the person who hated her the most. He shot her and killed her. He was very happy after that and married Thingy. They had ginger babies. They were horribly brattish and stank of shit. THE END.