OMG I'M A HYPOCRITE~

I hate it when people go all angry when a certain celebrity goes out with another. (YES I AM GUILTY!) Everyone is going crazy about Rob Pattinson dating Kristen Stewart. I don't actually know if this is true. (I hope it isn't.)
People go the extra step saying they hate her and that she's ugly. She is not ugly, you are just jealous. (I'm not guilty of this one guys.) You also don't hate her, you don't know her, she hasn't done anything to you.
Also since when was Rpatz yours anyway? You probably never will meet him and certainly never go out with him, so get it into your tiny heads that HE HAS A LIFE and is not going to date some teenager that is way too young for him.
(BTW SHE HAS A MAN VOICE!)
Sorry, I really couldn't resist, I'm a hypocrite, I know. Sadly.

But he is good looking!