WHO ATE ALL THE PIES? ~

So, my mum has this idea that by this week we should be up by 10, then next week like 9, so we can get used to going back to school in like I think it's 2 weeks. OMG. I can't deal with this.
Besides, I have a life theory, there is actually point in getting up. Since I am sitting here pointlessly writing to no one cos it isn't interesting, but I have to do something to keep me occupied. Though if asked "Would you like to shorten your summer holidays?" I would be like. OMG YOU ARE SICK IN THE MIND.
There is only so long I can brush my teeth for before they bleed, so I need to find something to do. Something exhilarating, something intriguing. Something exciting, something new. Ok, if the weathers good tomorrow, I'm going for a run. I love running yet I haven't done it in ages. Why not? Cos I'm a lazy shit.
WE RAN OUT OF BOURBONS!!!!!!!! (Cos I ate them all.)